Pay Up!

We run the mile every Wednesday, no news to you, and yet again it brings the funny.

One young man, who generally protests throughout the mile run and often refuses to run, ran the best mile of his life.

He ran a lot.

He ran fast.

He broke a sweat!

After finishing in record time for him, he walked up to me and said:

Him: Well, I guess I might owe the school some money.

Me: Why's that?

Him: Repairs are needed because I was burning up the asphalt!