. Regurgitated Alpha Bits: Deck the Halls

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Deck the Halls

Or the palm trees for that matter.

As a transplanted East Coaster living in California, I haven't been swept away by the Christmas spirit in several years. Ever since the first Christmas my mother and I did not travel back East for the holiday and she insisted on having a roaring fire in the fireplace despite the 87 degree temperatures outside, I just haven't been feeling it. Our family tree has gone from a giant Fir we cut down ourselves, to a tall artificial, to a smaller artificial, to what I lovingly refer to the Christmas bush which remains decorated in a bag in the garage, awaiting unveiling a few weeks before Christmas. Seriously, we are one step away from simply hanging a picture up of a decorated tree and calling it a night.

But all that may have changed tonight.

As I was walking my dog around my neighborhood this evening, I caught sight of a family decking out their patio with holiday cheer.

All four of them were in the socal uniform of tee-shirts, shorts, and flip-flops. If that doesn't spell Holiday, I don't know what does.

Mom was stringing colored lights around the palm tree in front of their patio, a move that will most certainly result in a pink note taped to their door on behalf of our homeowners association chastising them for garishly decorating a community tree or some other nonsense.

Dad was hanging icicle lights along the patio fence while screaming, "Hand me those damn lights on the ground there, son. NO, the other damn lights. NOOOO…not those. Those fu*&ers by your foot!"

Son was hunting around by the light of half-hung Christmas lights for the right fu*&ers to hand his father, and daughter was sitting on the stoop sobbing because, from what I could gather, she didn't get to put the light-up Santa where she wanted it so therefore she was on strike.

Ahhhh, Christmas is in the air! Can you feel it too?


The Bus Driver said...

haha!!! my familys idea of christmas decoration was non existant last year. No tree - no mess no fuss, no damn pine needles to pick up!

I think my mom hired a decorator or something there was a small "village" on the mantle, a wreath over the fireplace and that was just about it. Small cozy and NO mess!!

Our christmas day celebration consisted of watching monty python and playing my dads beatles collection...

Best Christmas Ever.

Melissa B. said...

When I was growing up in Texas, we actually sang "Deck the Halls with Boughs of Cactus," wearing shorts, Ts, and flip-flops, of course! Hope you and yours had a Terrific Turkey Day. BTW, don't forget to tune in to Sx3 today...we've got the Holiday Spirit!

Mister Teacher said...

OK, it's not THAT warm in TX on Christmas day. At least, not usually...

Hey, I hope you submit something to this week's Carnival of Education!