. Regurgitated Alpha Bits: Swingers

Tuesday, August 25, 2015


How to instantly become my favorite student: 

Be funny. 

How to instantly stop being my favorite student:

Let a long dingle dangle of snot hang out of your nose and rock back and forth so it swings like a pendulum while I'm watching you from across the room. 

This has been a public service announcement for all fourth graders. You may resume your regularly scheduled programming now. 

1 comment:

Wendy Arentz said...

This post just made my day. :)