I've been cleaning out my closets lately and finding the stashes of gifts I have yet to lug off to Goodwill. It got me thinking about teacher gifts again. Here are a few dandies that I've found online that you might want to consider. I don't mean consider as a gift for someone...
Chubby Nuts the Dog
For the teacher who wants to smell like they've been drinking before school.
Giant Wooden Pencil
Just in case you want to record some big ideas.
Teaching is my Bag Tote
Don't Bag on me for Carrying this Stupid Tote. I'm a Teacher.
Grow Your Own Brain Plant
Chubby Nuts the Horse
How many times do we have to say this?
Teachers should not get chubby nuts from their students. Period.
Is it me, or does this bee seem genuinely surprised to be crapping out numbers?
Books and Learning Stainless Steel Flask
Just tell your principal that little Billy would be hurt if he didn't see you using it.